Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Photocopied Bottoms
February 2, 2011

Back in the spring I entered a blog post about the FTC getting involved with photocopier hard drive privacy issues. The article started off saying: “Those photocopies of your bottom, which you thought would be an original and funny statement of the contents of your soul during the office Christmas party, have started to worry the US Federal Trade Commission.”

So I thought I would add a photo of someone’s photocopied butt to make the story more interesting. I found a picture of a photocopied butt on the Internet and used that for my blog post.

I started to get hits from search engines for photocopied butt, photocopied bottom, etc, and people were clicking on that image to copy it and use it.

I was really puzzled why I was getting so many hits for that photo. So I created a new blog entry, just before Christmas, and had a YouTube video on there, where a heavy man tries to photocopy his butt and the glass on the copier broke, no doubt injuring him, it was caught on an office security camera. Then I really started to get hits for that photo of a photocopied butt.

Now for the record, I have never photocopied my butt, and I fail to realize why it is so funny. I do have a sense of humor, but a photo or scan of someone’s butt? Why do people do that? Are they rebelling against the corporate environment?

Can anyone help me out? I am very curious why I get so many hits every day for that photo. Please leave a comment why you think people photocopy their butts and why it’s funny. Also why are people on the Net searching for photocopied butt photos? This is no joke, I want to get to the bottom of this. No pun intended.

See also related:
https://blog.unicus.com/2010/05/27/ftc-photocopier-hard-drives/

https://blog.unicus.com/2010/11/10/photocopied-butt/

You Bunch of Chickens
December 27, 2010

Driver License Online
December 23, 2010

Check your Driver’s License , Canada now included!

I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was…picture and all!

Go to the web site, and check it out. It’s unbelievable!!!  Just enter your name, city and state or province to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked “Please Remove.”

This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement..

Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too.  Believe me, they will thank you for it.

Click here:

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Management
December 16, 2010

When top level guys look down,

they see only shitheads;

When bottom level guys look up,

they see only assholes…

What a chat room is
December 10, 2010

unicus2010 (vodpod)\’s Decalz: What a Chat Room Is – Unicus.com\’s | Lockerz

Seymour Birkoff tells Nikita what an IRC means. (Internet Chat Room) Some humor from the late 90’s TV series La Femme Nikita.

About Nikita on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118379/

Strip Tease
November 17, 2010

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Get ready for this HOT CHICK to do a striptease for you. She will take off her shirt, her skirt, then it gets really interesting. Have fun.


The Gap Girls
May 13, 2010

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Another SNL famous skit, The Gap Girls features Adam Sandler as Lucy and David Spade as Kristy, two teenage girls who work at the Gap. Chris Farley appears randomly as Cindy, their manager. Their answer to a customer’s fashion dilemma, no matter what, was “just cinch it!” – tighten the belt – which became the skit’s catchphrase.

Chris Farley, age 33 years,  passed away in 1997 of an accidental drug overdose.

SNL More Cowbell
March 19, 2010

The famous SNL skit staring Christopher Walken

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Christopher Walken 2004: “I hear about it everywhere I go. It’s been YEARS, and all anybody brings up is ‘COW-bell.’ I guess you never know what’s gonna click.

Christopher Walken 2007: “I was eating in a restaurant in Singapore, and an Asian couple was at the next table, and the guy turned to me and he said, ‘Chris, you know what this salad needs?’ I said, ‘What?’ He said, ‘More cowbell.’ Recently a guy asked me if I would say ‘More cowbell’ on his answering machine. And I did.

Computer Corner – CBC – Text Messaging
March 18, 2010

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